Just what the doctor ordered



I have been a fan of Swami Ramdev Baba’s for years – ever since the time, half a decade ago, when his desi remedies for jaundice pulled me back from the brink. It was bitter medicine but it worked and, notwithstanding Left leader Brinda Karat’s brief defamatory campaign against him (she had alleged he uses human bones in his concoctions), I have substituted most medicines for common ailments like coughs and colds with Baba Ramdev’s prescriptions.

Most of my friends laugh at me for that. Of course, the fact that three of my neighbours are doctors doesn’t help – they are not very amused at my enthusiastic recommendation of Baba Ramdev, for all small and big ailments, to all and sundry, day or night.

So they have now been poking even greater fun at me since Ramdev Baba’s campaign against black money began. “So you think one fast is a panacea for everything that ails this country?”’’ my immediate neighbour, an eminent physician, laughed. “He’s what I told you he was long ago – a charlatan and a fraud. Only, now his stage is political. And he thinks he can run away with the country’s agenda.’’

Actually, I have not had much of a response to that kind of ridicule – and it is not just the doctors among my neighbours who have been heaping that upon me. “If he is a yoga guru, he should stick to being a yoga guru. I am even willing to try some of his remedies. But replacing English with Hindi and other regional languages for engineering and medicine? Does he know what he is talking about? That will not just break up the country into regional parts, it will also deny all our children a fair chance at international competition,’’ the lady opposite, a housewife, told me.

I have discovered since that, notwithstanding the lakhs and crores that might be gathering at Ramlila Maidan in New Delhi for his fast, most of my neighbours think, if charitably, of Baba Ramdev as politically naïve. And harshly, as a megalomaniac in search of a raison d’etre.

My neighbourhood is fairly divided between secular and saffron voters – and both kinds are suspicious. Saffron supporters believe Ramdev is playing to the Congress tune to destroy the movement began by Anna Hazare and divert the nation’s attention from the Jan Lokpal Bill. To that extent, they both laugh and others point with outrage to the “farce’’ played out at the New Delhi airport a couple of days ago when four top-ranking ministers in government laid out the red carpet for the yoga guru.

“What is his locus standi, after all, that he should be treated with such honour and respect when Anna Hazare was left hungry ad thirsty for days at Jantar Mantar? And why did it take so long for the government to heed to Anna’s demands, with not even a single minister making the effort to meet him?’’

But Congress supporters, too, are equally suspicious, pointing to the Rashtriya Swayamsvak Sangh’s (RSS) call to join Ramdev’s anti-corruption crusade. “The RSS was not so forthcoming towards Anna Hazare. So why have they joined Ramdev’s campaign with such alacrity? The lakhs of people gathering at Ramlila grounds are none other than RSS pracharaks and families of their supporters. So spare us your arguments in support of him,’’ they say.

I wonder, then, if Ramdev realises, he is caught between the devil and the deep sea for, I am sure, the reactions of my neighbourhood might be replicating all over the country.

I did glean and see a glimmer of truth in my neighbours’ arguments. The doctors, I might consider biased and motivated. But if common people are beginning to be suspicious – and angry at his followers equating him to Swami Vivekananda, et al – there must be something that is not quite right with the manner in which Ramdev is conducting his campaign.

I can understand the need of the government to turn Baba Ramdev’s campaign into a farce. But, I believe, even Ramdev has contributed to it – impossible demands like death penalty for corruption, use of regional languages to teach medicine and engineering that will effectively block students’ chances to compete with the best abroad, comparing French and German systems to Indian ones, demanding the denotification of 500 and 1000 rupee currency notes are all part of the impractical, if not the impossible.

And, if Ramdev Baba believes that bringing back all that black money stashed abroad alone is enough to alleviate poverty in the country, he needs a crash course in both economics and politics.

But give it to our politicians – both of the Congress and the BJP hues. Both parties, this time, have succeeded speaking out of both sides of the mouth by at once supporting Baba Ramdev and keeping a safe distance from him. Congress general secretary Digvijaya Singh’s rants against Ramdev being more a businessman than a sanyasi has been the counter to his wooing by the government’s top ministers. The BJP’s half-hearted offer of support to his campaign along with a clever wait and watch attitude before getting closer or more overt closes no doors on the yoga guru while keeping a window wide open.

I think the only ill-advised action has been the RSS’s: by declaring open support to Ramdev, they might just have succeeded in giving his campaign an overt political colour, discrediting the Baba’s neutrality and driving thousands of apolitical supporters, who might otherwise have joined his anti-corruption crusade, away from the Ramlila grounds.

Somewhat like what Amitabh Bachchan once told me at my one and only interaction with him: he had decided never to contest elections again after an incident in Assam where a non-Congress supporter told him how difficult he had made it for his fans to choose between Bachchan, the actor and Bachchan, the politician. “He told me, `Mr Bachchan, don’t make us choose.’ I was in danger of losing millions of my fans who hated the Congress and just could not support me for being a Congress MP. So I decided to stay apolitical.’’

So with baba Ramdev one has to wait and see how many of them are actually his supporters no matter what. And how many are just apolitical yoga followers who, like Amitabh Bachchan’s fans, might not wish to walk to the end of the road with him

But wasn’t that just what the Congress wanted? And, of course, what my neighbour-doctor ordered?

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  • Meena

    Protests are an integral part of democracy but the way protests are conducted does need some sense. In my opinion fast until death should be considered illegal and a criminal offence (as suicide is) and people who support it should be punished for aiding and abetting suicide. Fast until death is blackmail. If encouraged and patronized one dosent know which group can come up with what cause and gathering support for any justified or unjustified cause is not difficult in a country like India. It is in itself another kind of corruption.

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  • Al

    I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw this fearless warrior hiding behind women and exhorting his followers to protect him from the police, and finally trying to escape in women’s clothes.

    Reminds one of another recent event where an infamous fugitive in the neighbouring country, when cornered in the midnight swoop, reportedly tried to hide behind his wife.

    Every mortal is made of clay.

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  • Al

    Shuddabratha Sengupta’s piece “Pranayam Was Never So Painful” in Outlook is worth reading.

    http://www.outlookindia.com/article.aspx?272121

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  • Shiuli

    Ms. Sujata, your anecdote on Mr. Bachchan’s fans dilemma is crafted well. This current issue of Ramadev Baba, makes me think of another Pipli Life in making, the only difference is that the opposition, ruling govt and media are all abetting and abiding the issue. What media needs to beware of is the confusion between correctness & intelligibility. Part of conventional wisdom favors things that can be explained rather instantly and “in a nutshell”- in many circles it is considered law. What is easy to conceive is clear to express. Thus it is a dire need in today’s time, that the cause should be addressed with the right perspective by as senior people as you.

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  • Benjamin D

    Ramdev has political ambitions and he understands his followers’(and potential ones) mindset,which is why we see over the top ludicrous demands like “Hang the Corrupt”.This is the result of undue attention given to Anna Hazare by the government.They set a bad precedent by letting “Civil Society” part of the legislative process(at least the initial part) and now every Tom,Dick and Ramdev wants to do the same.When he resumes the “Satyagraha”,the government can let him be and take no notice,or at most send him a new Salwar Kameez to apologize for the Ram Leela ground incident.

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  • http://harrypotterfan.me Saarthak

    “secular and saffron voters” is how Sujata describes her neighborhood divided. basically trying to say that those ho vote for the Congress are secular and those who vote for the BJP are saffron (which is now such a derided term in the media its almost akin to the word “communal”) The ugly Sujata comes up with her ugly spin to please her Congress masters. The people of this country are not fools..this paper is sold.

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  • masha

    1) You can still go from one place to another for 2.5Rs..
    2) You can eat THE best rolls on the planet..
    3) The Metro gets you to the city center in 15 mins flat..
    4) One can buy five to six bags full of books at the Book Fair and not feel guilty..
    5) Fresh fish, fresh veggies and fresh fruit all for dirt cheap..

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  • Ramesh Talwani

    WE HAVE MADE INTERNATIONALLY OUR SELF A LAUGHING STOCK IN THE EYES OF THE WORLD.ALL WE ARE SAYING IS, THAT YOU ATTACK WE WILL SHOUT AND TALK.WE WILL TALK IN ALL CONDITIONS.
    DONOT TAKE OUR WORDS SERIOUSLY AFTER EACH ATTACK .KEHNA PARTA HAI AFTER ALL PEOPLE LIKE SINGHVI NEED TO BE GIVEN APOINT.
    IT IS DISGUSTING!

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  • Anonymous

    “….and thinks that India can become a truly great nation only after it rids itself of the conflict with Pakistan.”
    The problem with this article is that it failed to mention China’s role. India cannot have a bilateral agreement with Pakistan without Beijing’s approval. At this moment China is a greater threat to India’s security than Pakistan. Either by herself or with the aid of Pakistan, China has boxed in India and needs the friction between Pakistan and India to contain India. If the Indian leaders deal with Pakistan without factoring in China’s wishes, it will lead to failure.

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  • Anonymous

    If Pakistan cannot be friend of USA, how can it be friend of India.

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  • Abu Ahmed

    Its business, stupid. If Indian agro & industrial products are allowed in Pakistan freely due to the MFN status that both India and Pakistan hae granted each other, it would improve trade. And that would mean more jobs for the jobless on either side. 26/11 will never be forgotten – as the US took more than 10 years to get OBL, I think we too can wait for some more time to hit our terrorists. And this time, the Pakistani people are themselves sick of terrorism – that is why Gilani & the Army wants to do business with India. In any case, we lose nothing. Only the Sangh Parivar would have to search for some other emotional issues to remain relevant in the Hindu psyche.

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    Anonymous Reply:

    I agree. The state of pakistan and its Jihadi groups are allies of India and RSS is the enemy.. Right :)

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  • engrich

    ‘Strict Muslim’ raped four women at knifepoint to ‘punish them for being on the streets at night’

    maniac like these are found everywhere according to islamic laws he should been executed by now.delhi has become rape capital of world.shan what u are talking is absolute non sense.first correct your family who still worship pns as god.

    TAKES PLACE FROM MENSTRUALBLOOD ETC

    TAKES PLACE FROM MENSTRUALBLOOD ETC

    this is good for hindus who show their penis and pussies in their places of worship.

    many muslim countries are far ahead of in field of science of technology whose scientists are busy looting india without any notable achievement.

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    Anonymous Reply:

    @Engrich this is the MUMBO JUMBO of quoran
    Sura 23:13-14 repeats this idea by saying God “placed him as (a drop of) sperm (nutfah) in a place of rest, firmly fixed; then We made the sperm into a clot of congealed blood (alaqa); then out of that clot We made a (foetus) lump (mudghah), then We made out of that lump bones and clothed the bones with flesh; then We developed out of it another creature.” 75:38 also says man becomes an alaqa and 96:2 says we came from alaq.

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    Anonymous Reply:

    @Engrich This is your hadith by Salih BUKHARI
    It is related that ‘A’isha said, “When one of us was menstruating and the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, wanted to fondle her, he would tell her to put on a waist-wrapper when she started her menstrual period and he would fondle her.” She said, “Who among you would be able to control his desires as the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, controlled his?

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  • engrich

    21 century mein lnd kee puja karte ho aur behudagee ki baat karte ho.things are way around.

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  • engrich

    ISLAM ONLY IN INDIA.

    in what way.in yr bengal children are surviving by drinking dogs milk.go yahoo today.

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  • engrich

    bullshit.and pure bullshit.
    30%of humanity cnsider prophet mohammed(pbuh)as his father.if they will insult their father they will cut their head.u are fool.india has many other problems.more important than rushdie.

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  • engrich

    to drive out all the hindus from

    there are 15%hindus.nobody drive them out ,they came because of better prospects in india.like u have gone to london.

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  • engrich

    USE ANTIBIOTICS AND VIAGRA , BOTH A SINGULAR BYPRODUCT OF 10000% FREE SPEECH
    there is no free speech in west.u hindus have no contribution in development of these items or even science.even iran is much ahead of india in field science and techology.
    u people are far more mentally backward than muslims.

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  • engrich

    ravi bhai ,shenoyv and aaloke,

    The Durban dip can cleanse a billion sins

    ChandraBhan Prasad

    The Ganges is a monumental aqua-guard which has been cleansing Varna souls ever since the advent of their civilisation. A few Varna apologists describe the senseless Ganga dip as an act of “self-criticism”, where devotees officially confirm they have committed a sin. Those who do not participate in this bizarre event each year, compensate for it by joining the Maha Kumbh madness. In that sense, every Varna individual is a communist, known for his ritual practice of “self-criticism”.

    Questions have often been asked of us. For instance: “Tell me Mr Prasad, how do you propose to eradicate caste divisions?” Upon saying, “Read Ambedkar,” they insist, “No, please don’t be evasive. Tell me now.” Then we say, “Gandhiji had a historic opportunity. Had he spoken in the voice Dr Ambedkar used, half of India’s problem would have been solved in his lifetime itself, and the rest by now. Or if EMS Namboodripad had decided to declare Charu Majumdar as being India’s Mao and worked under his leadership, India would have been a different story today.

    Or, if Vajpayeeiji spoke the way Kanshi Ram does or Soniaji spoke Mayawatiji’s mind, half of India’s social tension would have withered away by now. Or, if the Indian Parliament were to raid the National Campaign on Dalit Human Rights (NCDHR) Secretariat at Bharani Complex, Secundarabad, confiscate the documents there, own up to them and proceed to Durban telling the world that: “Yes, race and caste are not the same but the implications are similar. In fact, caste-based discriminations are more vicious than those which are race-based. And that India as a nation has decided to eradicate all caste-based discrimination and that we need cooperation and support from the rest of the world.” India would then indeed be marching towards a new direction, one which the Dalits have aspired to for ages. But is India prepared to listen to what Dalit heroes have been arguing for? Is Indian society prepared to listen to Dalit icons like Matin Macwan or Paul Divakar?

    August 3, 2001, will be thought of as a landmark. The Mumbai-based Sabrang had organised a seminar to solicit public opinion in favour of the Durban conference.

    The organisation is headed by Teesta Setalvad and Javed Anand, the only couple I have ever met who are great secularists and yet pro-Dalit. The second such combination I can remember comes in the form of Delhi’s Nivedita Menon and Aditya Nigam.

    This particular seminar had a galaxy of participants: Shabana Azmi, Javed Akhtar, Sitaram Yechuri, Rajdeep Sardesai, Prafulla Bidwai, Rahul Deo, Swami Agnivesh, Martin Macwan, Ramalakshmi, Aditya Nigam, Amit Sengupta, Fr Henry D’Souza, PL Mimroth, Fali S Nariman and others. Although most of them had assembled for secular considerations – to bash the BJP, as if Deve Gowda or Gujral-led third front governments would have supported NCDHR’s move – CPI(M)’s Sitaram Yechuri stunned Dalit participants. He first entertained the audience by telling them about the one similarity between himself and Bangaru Laxman: both had betrayed their communities. The audience, however, was unable to figure out how Yechuriji had betrayed the Brahmins as he has never held them responsible for creating the Chaturvarna order and has lost nothing in life. What better stature in life had he thought of than what he enjoys today? On the other hand, in what way did Bangaru betray his community? He was born Dalit and stayed one even after entering the Dwijas’ BJP. He became its president, ultimately falling victim to the Varna media. Had he joined the CPI(M), he would have, like most CPI(M) Dalit MPs, remained faceless all his life!

    But the mood changed when Yechuri informed the gathering that the CPI(M) had decided to endorse the NCDHR’s Durban move. Every right-thinking Dalit must be grateful to the CPI(M) as, barring the BSP, it is the second national party which has taken a favourable stand.

    The CPM’s stand is important for other reasons as well. In Delhi’s cultural/intellectual circles, which includes a few Dalits, word has got around that a Church-based conspiracy is out to malign India, that foreign money was flowing about like the Orissa cyclone.

    We all know that science, technology, democracy and modern systems of governance have come from the Christian world of Europe and America. Then, why this Christian bashing? India, right from Nehru’s days, has been holding out its begging bowl to foreign countries. But the money brought into the country in the name of development, never reaches the Dalits. Thus, if any money is coming in from abroad to help the Dalit cause, it must be welcomed. Will TATA or Reliance ever give up even one paisa to fight the Varna/Caste order? Then, how will Dalits travel abroad to expose India’s Varna order? Is Indian capital benevolent towards the Dalits? By one single act, the CPI(M) has cleansed itself of many sins. Are other Varna parties, too, prepared to take a dip in Durban?

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  • RajX

    “Muslims have a right not to be offended”

    Hahaha..seriously, Zia, are you sane or did “regressive” Islam turn you insane?

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  • RajX

    Sure. The Iranian mullahs didn’t even put a death fatwa on rushdies head. Rushdie that be up. The unbeleivable idiocy and cultish effect of Islam is mind boggling. Do you sleep well with all that idiocy in your head?

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  • RajX

    “For instance, how many Indian journalists have, exercising their free speech, asked Rahul Gandhi — who could be prime minister — to clear the air on his socio-economic predilections? Is he a socialist or an advocate of free-market policies? It took a British newspaper – The Economist — to ask that question.”

    Very true. But is Zia not a Indian journalist? He has made it clear that he is a “muslim journalist”. But does that exclude him from being a indian journalist? Or he just a blogger? Is anyone keeping him from asking Rahul Gandhi tough questions? Or maybe Rahul Gandhi has not agreed to speak to him. My unsolicited advise to Zia to to approach Rahul through types like Bukhari or deoband. Rahul will not only agree to talk to him but he will also fall on Zia’s feet.

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  • Prem kumar

    They call you Muslims because you are indeed a hardcore Muslim. Going through your every blog I find you take the side of Muslims, whether it is quota issue or Rushdie controversy. You expect every non Muslim not to be offensive about Islam. For Muslims like you blasphemy is a heinous crime, but can you deny that blasphemy and offence against other religion has been main tool of Islamic propaganda to expand its presence from centuries, even Muslims today make fun of Hindu, because they worship cow and believe in statue worship. So offending the believes of non-Muslim is not a blasphemous act, but offending believes of Muslim is a criminal offence.

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  • http://profile.yahoo.com/3CCBUH2W7P2LSV5V6XRZWCVR3Q himanshu

    Very Pedestrian. Appears to be taken from an average high schooler’s english assignment.

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  • http://profile.yahoo.com/3CCBUH2W7P2LSV5V6XRZWCVR3Q himanshu

    Very Pedestrian. Appears to be taken from an average high schooler’s english assignment.

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  • http://profile.yahoo.com/3CCBUH2W7P2LSV5V6XRZWCVR3Q himanshu

    Very Pedestrian. Appears to be taken from an average high schooler’s english assignment.

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  • http://profile.yahoo.com/3CCBUH2W7P2LSV5V6XRZWCVR3Q himanshu

    Very Pedestrian. Appears to be taken from an average high schooler’s english assignment.

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