Bring on the Dancing Girls!
This time let’s bring on the dancing girls, such an old story but such fun to re-tell.
It’s so peculiar really how all those grumpy old men and their grumped-out patriarchal religions blame women for everything on earth and often treat them like serious lowlife…but also offer them as rewards in heaven. I mean, check out the apsaras, Asia’s sweet celestials.
In Hindu myth, the apsaras are beautiful heavenly nymphs, superb dancers who adorn the court of Indra, king of the celestials. At least 45 names are known to us.

Page Three rocks on: Girls, guns, gadgets and ‘heroes’ (oooh) from April (Dhoni) and October (Chiranjeevi) that I stole from my colleague’s super People 2009 desk calendar.
The elite cadre includes Urvashi, Menaka, Rambha, Tilottama and Ghritachi. ‘Ghritachi’ rhymes with ‘Hitachi’ except the ‘t’ is soft, kind of a weird name, I’ve always thought. She was the brainy one. They say my great-granny, whose name, if you please, was ‘Tripurasundari’, ran rings around her Sanskrit teacher and also knew how to dash off witty bon mots and epigrams in ‘Grantham’, the olde, olde script of temple writing. So the great-uncles – who could as well have been nice and called her ‘Saakshaarth Saraswati’ or something respectfully appreciative – chose to (condescendingly) call her ‘Ghritachi’. I devoutly hope she spiked their rasam with vile substances.
Anyhow, some of the lesser lights mentioned in the Puranas are Mishrakesi (literally ‘Highlighted Hair’), Vapu, Viprachitti, Purvachitti, Sahajanya, Karnika, Punjikasthala, Viswachi, Rithisthala, Umlocha, Pramlocha, Swayamprabha, Janapadi and Adrika.
Those names… Can you imagine a hopeful hitter from the Kinnaras or Gandharvas (the boy bands) saying, “Er…um…Umlocha, how’bout a hike up Mount Meru?” Or “Vapu, wanna go vapour-blading?” And by the time anybody’s done saying “Punjikasthalaa!” it’s winter again.
While stories exist about the origins of Urvashi and Tilottama, the rest are said to have emerged as trophy girls from the Kshirsagar Manthan (the Churning of the Milk Ocean) by the Asuras and Devas to get at amrita, the nectar of immortality. For that matter, Mahalakshmi herself is believed to have come up from the
Kshirsagar’s treasure chambers.
Apsaras are natural collaborators with the Gandharvas, who are Indra’s heavenly musicians. Some are even paired with them, like Rambha with Horse-head Tumburu and Menaka with Vishvavasu. But this is not a marriage tie as humans practice it, nor is an apsara ever ‘defiled’ by men, since she is an ‘eternal virgin’.
Besides dancing for the celestials, apsaras were often sent by Indra to spoil the tapasya (accumulated merit of penance) of sages whose mental powers caused Indra’s heaven to shake.
When the apsara duly seduced the sage, the children of such unions were always sent to human foster homes, like in the case of Satyavati (the Pandavas’ great-grandmother). And most famously, Shakuntala, born of Vishwamitra and Menaka. She’s the one who later became the wife of King Dushyant and mother of King Bharata, from whom we take our country’s name, Bharat.
A sage’s curse usually turned an apsara to stone or into a ‘low’ animal, but after a specified period of time, something already foretold would liberate her and send her back to Indralok.
Sometimes, a sage who happened to see a scantily-clad apsara flitting by would ejaculate spontaneously and a child would be born “of his seed” says scripture tetchily in a “Boys will be boys, get on with life,” tone. Kripi, twin of Kripacharya in the Mahabharata, is the only girl born this way, while the boys were many and mighty: Shukacharya (the Parrot Head) born of Sage Vyasa and Ghritachi; Drona, born of Sage Bharadwaja and Ghritachi; Rishyasringa of Sage Vibhandaka and Urvashi.
Rishyashringa, by the way, was the “purest-known soul of his time” and it was he who conducted the Putrakaameshti Yagna (son-asking sacrifice) for Dasaratha that resulted in the birth of Sri Rama.
Besides the honey trap, an apsara’s job description included being an escort service: to ‘sport’ with men who made it to heaven either by ascetic merit or by being very good. But since they were eternal virgins, scripture says with evident satisfaction, that this particular task did not mar their youthfulness or beauty! As Urvashi tells Arjuna in the Mahabharata (3:46): “O son of Indra, we apsaras are free and unconfined in our choice. So do not think of me as your superior. All your ancestors who reached heaven by ascetic merit have sported with me, without incurring any sin. We have no husband, son, nor any relatives.”
Urvashi appears first in the first ever book, the Rig Veda. Touchingly, her affair with the mortal king Pururavas was not a mission for Indra but love at first sight for both. His first wife could not bear children and his (all-important to a patriarchy) lineage continued through the son borne by Urvashi. The descendants of this line were the Kurus, better known to us as the warring cousins of the Mahabharata: the Kauravas and Pandavas.
Generations later, when Arjuna visited heaven to help Indra fight a battle, Urvashi was told to “take good care of him”. She invited him to her room but he refused to bed his “ancestress”. Urvashi tried explaining that apsaras were no such thing, but Arjuna couldn’t accept the idea. Annoyed at his holier-than-thou scruples, Urvashi cursed him to become a eunuch for a whole earthly year. That’s how Arjuna could disguise himself as Brihannala the eunuch in the Pandavas’ thirteenth year of exile at Virata’s court.
What should we think today about an apsara (‘apsarasa’, really, ‘of sweetly-flowing water’)? I guess we respect Menaka as a first class artiste, a Padma Vibhushan of her class no less. And because she’s Bharata’s Granny, she also commands our respect as Desh ki Naani. The rest are so beautiful and scandalous, I guess they’re eternally interesting as the PTPs (Page Three People) and TTGs (Temporary Trophy Girls) of scripture!
Hindustan Times


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renuka Reply:
May 2nd, 2009 at 10:27 am
Thanks, Anurag
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