The auctioned are bought, or so we thought
But it seems they are not, instead they’re caught
Oh, this is no longer the way we were taught
Those bought over it seems can still play the spot Read more

In a land famous for powerful generals
It’s time now for political funerals
And rebirths perhaps, as rebirths are
When polling gives rise to new stars Read more

Catfights are for Bollywood bitches
Streetfights, it seems, fit cricket pitches
As if fixing was just not enough
The field now sees some fisticuffs Read more

The Prince is rising, with a magic wand
In election times they call it The Hand
Oh, the Saviour is here for the nation,
though his critics yell he is an aberration Read more

George Bush got one at him
Chidambaram got one too
Now it’s General Mush’s turn
Such is the glory of the shoe! Read more

Spare the poor boy, he’s a filmstar’s son
All he did was to carry a gun
He’s no criminal, or a terrorist, you know
He likes to flaunt, he just likes to show Read more

Send them back! Send them back!
Oh! This simply is not fair
The marines must return
We must try them here, not there Read more

The finance minister holds the nation’s purse
But ask him in secret, and he may call it a curse
Everyone wants from him a piece of the cake
No one wants to give, and each wants a take! Read more

The reasons may change, but the game will not
Be it the winter session or one in a summer hot
To adjourn is our MPs’ ultimate aim
and currently their principal claim to fame Read more

We’ve heard this story Bofors
We’ve cried about this hoarse
But when all is said and done
The middleman has all the fun Read more