Apple, we thought, was about Adam and Eve
But along came Mr. Jobs they sometimes called Steve,
He took a boring machine they called the computer,
gave it a makeover and turned it cuter Read more
Sinned in a remote land and looking for hope?
And you belong to the group that respects the Pope?
Help is at hand, in the name of the Vatican
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