The auctioned are bought, or so we thought
But it seems they are not, instead they’re caught
Oh, this is no longer the way we were taught
Those bought over it seems can still play the spot Read more

Catfights are for Bollywood bitches
Streetfights, it seems, fit cricket pitches
As if fixing was just not enough
The field now sees some fisticuffs Read more

We let him hit a six off the last ball
We let him marry his son to a gal
sired by a gangster, most wanted
while the cops fumed, sleuths ranted
He did some things that are not quite cricket
But found his way through a political thicket Read more

Our own Hyderabad gal
Was up against the Great Wall
She did try hard, our Saina
To beat the Red Star of China Read more

Bats are out, wickets seem blasé
The gentleman’s game is totally passé
Bollywood superstars are what we need
To get those viewers for ad men’s greed Read more

Fans of cricket, casual or avid
Will doff their hats to the departing Dravid
Having met many orders tall
There he leaves, this elegant Wall Read more