Sultan of Surrogate



It should be a matter of true honour
When King Khan becomes a big donor
But then he is no small-time Vicky
Talking to him on this can be tricky

Sure you can scream on Coalgate
But not really on matters surrogate
You can go thus far and no further
On how KK turned a third-time father

He shoots off his mouth, but then sets terms
When you enquire the whereabouts of his sperms
You can ask on his stubble, or his famous stutter
Questions on his newborn? That heads for the gutter

He is no Angry Young Man, but can be curt
He’ll respond in a way that you’ll feel hurt
It’s none of our business to know of his kid
You can ask him on his next movie instead

There’s the small matter of the child’s gender
That throws his private posturing asunder
Did he check beforehand the kid’s chromosome?
Oh, that makes it illegal – and very cumbersome!

It’s politically incorrect to fret on X and Y
And if he did indeed try that on the sly
The Ladies’ Man may look a tad different
Will suffer the very ladies’ affront

Did he or did he not? We may yet never know
But there’s enough steam in this for a movie promo
While we wait to nail him – or for him to confess
The news is enough to promote Chennai Express!

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