Find your KJo Mojo



There is corruption and rape troubling the nation
Money made in spectrum, land and irrigation
But if all the slush makes you sigh and cry
There’s a remedy for all; you just have to try

Forget your reality, be you a Jill or a Joe
Enter a multiplex, just go with the flow
Perish your worries, get a Botox glow
Our formula’s simple: It’s called KJo

Who wants politicians? Those wretched netas!
It’s time to watch cute girls and rich betas
Students they are but they look like models
In the land of the samosa, these apple strudels

There’s more to this world than love, sang Faiz
Dylan sang of change, and misery was for Baez
KJo, however, is blind to them all
With his love and frolic, be it spring or fall

Love, we know, is a many-splendoured thing
Overdosing on this is our Feelgood King
Rocking Bollywood with his staple tricks:
Studs and songs and shapely chicks!

Enjoy your outing, with popcorn or nachos
It’s the time to disco and nacho
But if you’ve diabetes, avoid this KJo
The screen oozes sugar in his three-hour show!

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  1. Anonymous says:

    The muslim militant justify their terrorism citing so-called injustice meted out to them but I want to ask them why is it Kashmiri pundits have not taken the path of terrorism? What about Tibetans?

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    engrich Reply:

    kashmiri pundits were removed by nazi jagmohan to communalize issue and save them from the pain of 24hr non stop curfew.no kashmiri pundit was ever killed by their muslim brother.they are not resorting to terrorism because they know the real culprit.future rss writer will make this with one million killed.like in case of bangladesh where figure is increased by10 times.

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    kashmiri pandit Reply:

    you moron your parliament has been bombed mumbai has been burnt twice and you have not learnt your lesson yet I am not surprised you have been a slave for 1000 years and you wer conqurede by 21 year old shame on you

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    Kumars1 Reply:

    A tiny country called Israel surrounded by 14 countries has been kicking their asses hard for the last 64 years. India has solidly thrashed Pakistan thrice. Not to mention the European colonial powers in the last few centuries.Shame on you. But sorry, oh I forgot, you are shameless.

    RG Reply:

    parliament bombed mumbai burnt twice when are you going to learn your leson when hindus from north India will start migrating towrds south india

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    engrich Reply:

    why nothing happens.during nda days all these things happened.why nothing happens now.

    Anonymous Reply:

    make inquiry with panoon kahsmir you will find who always fought and helped kashmiri pandits, it has been rss and bjp, each year my family has been sending money which we are capable of for helping poor Hindu victims of jihadi militants

    Anonymous Reply:

    lame excuse to defend jihadi militants

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    Anonymous Reply:

    When minds are already communalized like your where is the need to communalize it? POK is not 100% Muslim by itself, it is hand work of Pakistan through all the years.

    There is a book, “Forgotten Atrocities Memoirs of a survivor of the 1947 partition of India by, Bal K Gupta which gives Hindus and Sikhs were captured by Pakistani forces and were taken to Alibeg Prison. The prisoners at Alibeg were in a situation that could only be described as a concentration camp. Relief came eventual y when the International Committee of the Red Cross liberated the Prison. The book is fi lled with stor ies the author collected during his time at Alibeg, through relat ives, and by contacting fellow survivors.

    This ethnic cleansing is not new, we jammu people have seen it in 1947 which Kashmir has not seen. Post 1990 there were massacres in Jammu region in Doda, kistawar, Reasi & others. And for this people of the mind like yours are responsible.

    You killed your own people, which include Mirwaizs father, his uncle in prayers in down town masjid, , Ab Gani lone & scores of people & others, forget about others. You may have nor read it in press in Kashmir but outside Kashmir we all know it.

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  2. Ashok says:

    It wasn’t always like this. There was a time when the Kashmiri Pandits drew as much water in Lutyen’s Delhi as our Malayali brethren do today.

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  3. Harbir says:

    All the pro-Hindu elements who have been writing anti-Sikh and anti-Muslim comments on these boards should move to Kashmir to defend the Hindu Pandits and sacrifice their lives for them. Be real men and not act like Khusras on these blogs…

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    RajX Reply:

    Ok ****, we heard you. Say hello to your ISI handlers.

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    Gt12563 Reply:

    Hindus are not against Sikhs and they can not be because your Guru Nanak Dev ji father was Hindu it self and moreover in your Granth Sahib on every page Lord Ram’s name is there.Your all Guru’s were brutally killed by muslims not by Hindus.Your writing for muslimls are all because of riots in 1984 which Sikhs had started after killing of Hindu Prime Minister Indira Gandhi.I say killing of innocent Prime Minister by her body guard was coward act of Sikh.Our Prime Minister sent army to flush out terrorist who were killing innocent Hindus dragging them out from buses.If Hindus have to go defend Kashmiri Pundits we do not need your Sikh communty help.Dear your Gurunanak Devji was born in Talwandi near Lahore so as your Nankana Sahib and Punja sahib there if your community was brave enough they should have asked Khali Isthan from Pakistan whom you are defending.I can use your words Siks are like Khusro who could not able to defend their religious places in Pakistan and run cowardly as refuggees in our country.Hindus are nice enough to let Sikh be our Prime Minister even after killing our beloved Prime Minister.If Sikhs want to join with muslims fine with us because some Sikhs have too many grevounces from Hindus they should go live in Pakistan and please do not write your sarcastic language against Hindus.

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    Kumars1 Reply:

    Don’t fall for self styled Harbir’s tactics. He is a mullah trying to spread poison.

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    Anonymous Reply:

    hindu army is already fighting to save kashmir, hindu aka bharathiya

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    Kumars1 Reply:

    Self styled Harbir aka fanatic mullah, mind your own business. Sort out Zardari, Gilani, Kayani etc. Leave the brothers Hindus and Sikhs alone. We do not take kindly to your meddling. We are brothers, any differences are between a family, we will sort them out ourselves. Don’t stir, we are not fools. There are no anti Sikh comments. Our faiths are born from the soil of India, not Arabia.

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  4. Gt12563 says:

    Problem of Kashmiri Pandits being thrown out of their state is because of weak policies of central government .Their appeasement to muslims subsidizing Hajj money making seperate quotas encorages muslims not to solve any problems in Kashmir.Kashmiri Pandits will never go back again and live peacefully untill and unless UPA change constitution and repeal article 370 and Hindus go there and form its majority.Looking to wards past experience Indians could not able to change minds and hearts of muslim Kashmiries and all because of their religion and Quran which has nothing but hate against India and Hindus.I say we are waisting time appeasing muslims who worship devils religion and do not want to know any thing else and follow Quran and saying Allah’s words can not be changed.Whatever they say we do not have to listin and install Hindu government otherwise there will be no peace in that Indian state.Only Hindus can change this by not voting Congress party who supports devils religion and its followers.We are going to lose again our freedom and democracy if muslims problem goes further.Muslims have already killed more than 40 millions Hindus in past and killing everyday now and no matter what you do for them they will just poke knife from your back when religion comes on their way in another words in Hindi “Samp Ko Kitna Doodh pillao our us se dosti karo wohi aap ko katega”

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  5. Anonymous says:

    A word about Azadi from History, I would share here. After the invasion of J&K by Pakistani Regulars & tribal’s in 1947, after the massacre of Hindus in Muzzafarabad on 22/10/1947 & killing its DC named Doni Chand Mehta in front of his wife, one KP Pandit Tarachand Wagam was taken as prisoner & later was so-called appointed as new ‘wazir wazarat’ of muzzafarabad (deputy commissioner). Radio Pakistan was broadcasting (propaganda only) repeatedly ‘kashmiri pandit ko wazir wazarat banaya gaya hai, ek aur kashmiri ko judge’. This judge was a Shia Muslim Ashiq Hussain neighbor of Abbas Ansari (former Hurriyat Chairman) & Moulvi Iftaikhar Hussain Ansari at present with PDP. With active connivance of Pakistanis & goons of Muslim conference (who was from baramullah) Tara Chand was converted to Muslim with new name given to him was Mohammad Tariq. After some days he developed fever. Medicines were not available, all the while Tara Chand was muttering the words of his family members, and 15 days later he passed away. He was buried near a mosque in muzzafarabad. His daughter and son Srikrishan came back to valley with Red Cross, this was their azadi. KP,s have tasted their so-called azadi in 1947 itself. Today no Hindu lives in POK that they had cleansed it in 1947 itself.

    1990 being water-shed in politics of Kashmir as it was continuation where Pakis tan left it in 1947, there were first targeted killing of Kashmiri Pandits, KP,s were not & are not aligned to separatism based on religion as none of their political aspirations were not going to be fulfilled by this violence & from day one. They are vindicated on this, the valley based KP Sangharsh Samiti i.e those who did not leave Kashmir (leave alone Migrants for a second) have came out with a report stating that from May-1990 to July 1990, a killing of a Kashmiri Hindu each day took place in valley & Jag-Mohan was not then the Governor, so it speaks volumes about the whole situation.

    The violence in Kashmir was not in any way in their physical & political interests so were forced to migrate. And now this 7.5 lakh KP’ they have a political demand as original residents of Valley like, after all separatists cannot spread the canard that they are politically correct with violence with gun & KP,s are politically incorrect with non-violence, that is political bankruptcy in reality.

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  6. Anonymous says:

    About 1990 the late Mr P.N. Haksar (1913-1998) came to speak at the University of Delhi and was introduced, if introduction was needed, by the late Professor V.P. Dutt (1925-2011). In his remarks Professor Dutt noted the anguish of the Kashmiri Pandits who had started pouring out of Kashmir in the preceding year in the wake of terrorist violence that made short work of the famed Kashmiriat, which to us in India was the same as the secular attitude. The problem of the displacement of Kashmiri Pandits had started becoming noticeable.
    As the write up says, the attitude of Kashmiri Pandits was much the same as that of the displaced persons from Pakistan in the wake of the Partition. I remember my late father (1883-1978) telling me in late 1947 that we, displaced from Rawalpindi, would be back in Rawalpindi in a few months. After Gandhi’s assassination, my father stopped talking of going back. We stayed on in India, with hardly a helping hand from Nehru’s government. The refugee camps in which we lived were closed within a year. I am not surprised that the present government is not doing much for the Kashmiri Pandits.
    The world was concerned about the Jewish diaspora and decided to give them a homeland of their own: for the first time in history, a new State had been created by gift. Whenever ethnic cleansing happens anywhere in the world now, the world press waxes eloquent, especially if the victims are whites, as in the case of the Jews and the Europeans. But the equally white Kashmiri Pandits do not seem to make the grade and receive very little attention from the world press and from world bodies like the UN. Not much attention is paid to several African countries where events resemble ethnic cleansing.
    It is a moot question whether the Kashmiri terrorists, whom you still prefer to describe as militants, were concerned about Kashmiriat, a characteristic of the state of J&K, which must have had something to do with the psyche and attitude of Nehru, himself a Pandit of Kashmiri extraction. The terrorists have gone on to distinguish themselves by killing even Kashmiri Muslims who were not in agreement with the ideas and objectives that the terrorists were attempting to ram down the throats of Kashmiris. In the upshot, Kashmiriat has been the first casualty of terrorism in Kashmir.
    Perhaps we do not need to argue at great length to make the point that terrorism in Kashmir is for the most part Pakistan’s export and that Pakistan, itself far from being a secular place, could hardly be expected to care about Kashmiriat. To be sure, Kashmiriat ran counter to the ideas and inspiration that went into the making of Pakistan in the first place. If Pakistan’s leaders and terrorist masterminds had no use for Kashmiriat, it was hardly surprising. It is even possible to contend that abolishing Kashmiriat was one of the primary objectives of those who sent terrorists across the IB and LOC from Pakistan and POK. Pakistan’s leaders of all hues have been known to have been fanatics, with the possible and sole exception of M.A. Jinnah (1876-1948) who did not have much time to leave a lasting impact, though.
    Whatever the political colour of governments at the centre or in J&K, their first concern is to appeal to the Muslims of Kashmir, who, as you say, may not care overmuch for the kind of dispensation that they may have to live under if they were part of Pakistan. If these governments have to appeal to the Muslims of Kashmir, then Kashmiri Pandits naturally cannot be objects of the attention of these governments. Then, who should be concerned about ‘ethnic cleansing’ in Kashmir that you speak of? In any case, such ethnic cleansing is the handiwork of terrorists, who are still being distinguished from the State and the Government of Pakistan, in my view erroneously.
    In this scenario, there is little hope or possibility that Kashmiri Pandits shall receive much attention from the Indian central government or the state government of J&K, or from the world press.
    V. C. Bhutani, Delhi, India, 21 Jan 2012, 1200 IST

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  7. Kumars1 says:

    Crocodile tears. If hypocrite Vir ‘Nira Radia’ Singhvi and his tribe had been honest seculars and not pseudo seculars, the problem would not have arisen. In UP, a ghettoised backward looking minority is being wooed and pampered for the sake of their votes. The majority is busy fighting amongst itself as usual. When people like Anna Hazare try to stem corruption, all the establishment crooks including ‘journalists’ gang up against him. A tiny but gutsy country like Israel learnt the painful lessons of history and stood up to these bullies. India on the contrary bends over backwards to mollycuddle them. Kashmir’s Hindus driven out, areas of West Bengal bordering Bangladesh being infiltrated, likewise Assam. But pseudos talk about non existent Kashmiriyat and their darling Arundhati Roy abuses and insults India and its army day in and day out. Vir Singhvi, show some honesty and genuine patriotism for once and help bring an iron man like Mr Modi to power and these rotting long standing problems could start to be genuinely tackled. Will you do it? Or will the sun rise from the west?

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  8. Abu Ahmed says:

    The disadvantages of bengs educated, developed, powerful and economically well-off refugees, whose only crime is that they were caught in the cross-fire between the state and its militants.

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  9. Kumars1 says:

    Keep your version of events to yourself. You expect others to believe that the Kashmiri Hindus conspired to uproot themselves from their homes and hearth as part of some diabolical plan. The facts are quite plain. They were forced out and told to leave the women behind. They are living as refugees in pathetic condition. However I am not surprised at you. You are one of those brainwashed fanatics.

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  10. Kumars1 says:

    You are one of those liar jihadi types who believe everything is a conspiracy of the Jews, USA, UK, Hindus etc. You drove out these unfortunate people through murder, rape and pillage. You are beneath contempt.

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