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Let’s go hu tu tu! Let’s go hu tu tu!
You’ll blame me and I’ll blame you
Let’s play a new game then, shall we?
We’ll call it then corruption kabaddi

Whenever you allege, I’ll go on to deny
You’ll ask for PIL, I’ll go for CBI
You’ll show documents on live news TV
I’ll say it’s nothing, and call it a conspiracy

Then it’s my turn to fling mud, okay?
When I am doing that no one comes my way
I’ll say you made money in X or Y scam
Coal or realty, spectrum or a dam

It’ll be your turn to deny now, and deny you will
You’ll say you are a victim and go for the kill
You’ll ask your voters if you’re the fairest of them all
You may be a pygmy, but they’ll sing you are tall

Corruption kabaddi makes us all look clean
It’s not what is in there, it’s what’s shown or seen
No one gets convicted, no one goes to jail
Elections make us play this game, it’s our holy grail