Our Playboy bunny ain’t quite Sunny
Economy’s down? Don’t curse your fate
For we now have our own Playmate
Globalised are we, in true glory
When Playboy notes the India Story
The tricolour must be ready for unfurlin
Now that we have in our this Sherlyn
An achiever of significant exposure
(though we may question those who chose her)
Assets abound in Bollywood land
And girls will strip to try their hand
for pocket money, or 15 minutes of fame
So why must this choice be so tame?
Mr. Hefner must have his strange ways
And his empire must obey what he says
Still, humble Indians as we really are
Need to ask what took Ms. Chopra this far
We had Ms. Sherawat coo with Jackie Chan
Ms Shetty showed the Big Brother some élan
And Ms Leone made our Bigg Boss Sunny
But nothing quite explains our Sherlyn Bunny
Was Mr Hefner looking for some extra shine
in chosing a figure below the poverty line?
Was she aided by World Bank per chance?
Or does she squirm well or do some dance?
Should Parliament question this naked achiever?
Should CBI probe this Sherlyn fever?
This thing does make us all quite cagey
Let’s wait for a report from the CAG!