The Issue: Waking up

The Soundtrack: All I have to do is dream

I’ve been having mystical experiences. Not only do I hear voices once I’m awake, but I hear voices that tell me, ‘Get up you #*@!er or I’ll be late!’ These, to be honest, were words I would wake up to in that half-drugged, half-very drugged state that I used to experience while, waking up somewhere between 8.30 and 8.55 am every weekday. Read more

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The issue: Nehru-Edwina

The soundtrack: Tainted love

So the proposed Hollywood movie on the love affair between Chacha Nehru and Edwina Madam will never be out in a cinema near you. Read more

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The issue: Delhi after the Commonwealth Games
The soundtrack: The Passenger

The idea of a city being built round a prestigious international event has its modern origins in the 1936 Berlin Olympics. Read more

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The issue: The Chandrayan 1 failure
The soundtrack: Space Oddity

We’re a great bunch when it comes to cheering all out Incredibly Fantastical Superduper India success stories. But are we a mature, finger-on-our-chin lot when we screw up? With failure — which apparently happens to even the muscled lot like the Americans and that superhero called Successman — do we go into denial? Or worse, super-denial, by which I mean not saying that failure didn’t happen but that the failure was actually a success manipulated into a ‘negative story’ by adversaries. Read more

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The Issue: Alice in Wonderland metaphors

The Soundtrack: White Rabbit

Have you noticed how Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland has become the standard textbook for describing the total bawaal within the BJP? Read more

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The Issue: SRK’s airport travails
The Soundtrack: My Name Is Mud

It’s nearly 5 in the morning, a very early time of the day to laugh. But I’m still finding it hilarious how ‘the nation’ (as some media descriptions have it) is shocked by the news of Shah Rukh Khan being questioned for “almost two hours” by authorities in Newark airport. Read more

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The Issue: The Art of Lying

The Soundtrack: Don’t Ask Me No Questions

Last week, I was totally submerged in lies. Read more

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The Issue: Fear of flying

The Soundtrack: Scorpio Rising Read more

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The Issue: Television as contraceptive

The Soundtrack: Submission

I watch a lot of television. (Not news channels, but real television.) I don’t have any kids. (Although I want one, if not some.) Read more

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The Issue: Falling cities

The Soundtrack: Under the Bridge

Unlike the Gauls in Asterix comics, the sky falling on our heads is not the only thing we fear. However, this week, I, for one, have been looking upwards more and more with caution, hoping that I don’t become lunch for a giant rubble from the skies. Read more

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