Up, down, up, down and away

The Issue: Failure after success
The Soundtrack: Spinning Wheel

One of the rotten things about having that Leo Caprio-Kate Winslet ‘I’m the king of the world!’ moment is that there’s only one direction of movement after that: downhill. Or in the context of Leo (if not Kate) in Titanic: underwater. (The other rotten thing about having that Leo Caprio-Kate Winslet moment, of course, is that it is horrifically cheesy.) That’s the reason why I shun any success – even if it does come my way, which it doesn’t – that high, vertiginous highpoint from where bodies fall courtesy no-nonsense gravity.

Going through a rough patch

Going through a rough patch

I mean, think about it. Do you think Holland will be more cut up about not winning the ICC T20 World Cup or India? I have a feeling that Holland will take it much better than Mahendra Singh Dhoni’s team about crashing out because for the Men in Orange, it’s still life at the Annapurna Base Camp with climbing atop Mount Everest still something to look forward to. And if we’re talking about Mahendra Singh Dhoni’s team, why not talk about dear Dr Dhoni himself. There’s a veritable debate raging now out there (considering that the whole ‘Aussie racism’ debate is now as fresh as last week’s milk left out in the balcony) about whether Dhoni is to blame for India’s ‘premature exit’ from the tournament or not. (NDTV’s Prannoy ‘Forward Defensive’ Roy even went on to introduce the 9 o’clock news on Monday evening with the announcement that ‘this channel’ does not blame Dhoni for the debacle and that “there will be other targets to chase another day”.)

Frankly, if you’re the skipper, you’re supposed to take the brickbats and the bouquets – as Edward John Smith, the captain of the Titanic that crashed out of the World Cup…er, no, sorry, that sunk in the Atlantic after hitting an iceberg some 400 miles south of Newfoundland. I have a feeling that even Dhoni knows that. The folks who don’t are his supporters – and, of course, his detractors who want him to know that.

Which is why always be prepared for the slide that comes after you reach the top of the rung. And conversely, don’t fret about being in the gutters. There’s only one way away from there (unless you die in the gutters, of course.) As the rather funky Blood, Sweat & Tears song, Spinning Wheel goes, “What goes up/ Must come down/ Spinning wheel got to go round/ Talking ’bout your troubles/ It’s a crying sin/ Ride a painted pony/ Let the spinning wheel spin.” (A variation of this song is in the Bhagvad Gita and goes, “Chakravat parivarthanthey shukhaniche dukhaniche” — The wheel keeps revolving sadness and happiness — but I don’t know the tune.) Even the horns in the song sound sad in this uppity song (while in some other BS&T numbers, they make a morose song rather flighty).

Making a comeback

Making a comeback

All this isn’t new for the Indian captain. When he was just a lowly, long-haired star wicketkeeper-batsman, Dhoni felt the wrath of the never-can-do-no-wrong aam admi when India lost their opening 2007 Cricket World Cup to Bangladesh. A mob attacked Dhoni’s then under-construction house in Ranchi, demanding that the cricketer return the land he was gifted by the Jharkhand government. If you remember things that happened two years ago (which, in these ‘Breaking News’ times, I normally don’t), Dhoni was blamed for not scoring in a match where India was skittled out for 191 by an enthused bunch of Bangladeshis. “Dhoni, die, die” was one of the reported cries among the cardiac-hit protestors burning effigies (although chances are that the reporter writing the story thought that “Dhoni, hai, hai” was a bit old hat), with the cricketer being blamed for taking up more time modelling than playing cricket – an unfair point considering that especially cricket, among all other sports, takes up more time than any modelling shoot can.

This time round, it’s more diffused. Dhoni’s cut his hair and is spending too much time cutting his hair than playing cricket, or some-such thing. The truth is that Dhoni went through a lack of form bang in the middle of the ICC World Cup (unlike, say, Sourav Ganguly, who before he hung his boots up, went through waves of lack of form before someone said, “Er, I don’t think it’s his form, it’s his cricket.”).

Such tomato-throwing after such adulation – although sources close to my sources insist that much of the effigy burning and placard hoisting was done at the behest of television cameras (“Look Ma, I’m on national TV!”). The photograph of protestors (gleefully) burning a Dhoni poster at Sido-Kanhu in Ranchi carried on page 19 of the June 16 edition of the Hindustan Times was apparently arranged by a couple of channels who wanted to air ‘exclusive footage’ of anti-Dhoni protests.

So, my friends (who will become my foes one day and then back to friends the next day and foes the day after and…), don’t fret too much about all this Rage Against Dhoni. He’ll be fine. That’s the nature of this beast known in certain languages as success and in certain languages as failure after success. The trick, though, is to first get success. To be ignored, after all, is the ultimate curse.

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17 Responses to “Up, down, up, down and away”

  1. bhanu Says:

    u r gr8 writer sir hatsoff!!!! this whole idea of sounds from sittuations is gr8 in itself

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    indi Reply:

    Thanks Bhanu…but please don’t take the hat off in this heat…

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    bhanu Reply:

    yaa sure will keep dat mind !!! besides do u have some peculiar sound attached to this 43.5 degree celsius heat we now endure!!!!

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  2. narendra Says:

    Well put..why do we hype cricket so much anyways? it is only a game..its ironic that the Indian cricket team is probabl overworked compared to say the hockey/ football teams and better funded than the badminton team, where one of the girls (nehwal?) had to pay her own way…

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    Deb Reply:

    @ ‘why do we hype cricket so much anyways?’: Is it an aspirational thing. LIke, people see in the ‘rich’ cricketers something they (or their progeny) could become one day (note that such hysteria was probably not there till 70s era of ‘humble’ cricketers). It’s like people hero-worshipping the movie stars, perhaps on the same grounds?
    After all, we don’t have milionaire sportsmen in other fields, to hero (or heroine) worship. See the adulation accorded to Sania in recent times, and it seems to fall into place.

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  3. Diva Says:

    great piece…meanwhile lets celeberate the women’s cricket team making some kind of headway into their tournament..even though not one virtual or real line gets dedicated to them anywhere…all the best to them!!

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    Deb Reply:

    Sure, kudos and all the best to the women’s team, who are within sniffing distance of world championship. Diana Edulji’s sideways ‘glance’ at the propensity of the press to whip up hysteria only for male cricketers was well deserved.

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    indi Reply:

    Thanks Diva. Alas, the girls lost at the semis. But hey, maybe just maybe you just gave me an idea here. Write or cover an international women’s cricket tournament. The closest I came to this was when I wrote about a cricket match being played — with complete seriousness — in Tegernsee near Munich in Germany. I thought it would be only expats from the subcontinent playing cricket on a coconut mat pitch. But no, there were blonde German blokes there too some of them shouting ‘Shabash! Shabash!’ (which they had picked up by watching videos of India-Pakistan matches!)

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  4. amy Says:

    thats intolerance for any form of failure,the game is not about odds and possibility but feel good satisfaction of sucess of moron public as if the players represent gladiators going to an arena.The problem with an obsession with sucess is ,its obssive,egoistic,self satisfying ,self gratifying to the extent of becoming a diseases of the mind and heart like the U2’s , cant live with or without you ! There is no solution just disillusion!!It’s all in the head only yaaarrrr!!!

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    indi Reply:

    Hey, I like gladiators! Especially when the lions are out,…

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  5. amy Says:

    oh ya whats with the pic, anyway resurection or rebirth?

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    indi Reply:

    Resurrection, rebirth, rematch… whatever. Man went down. Man got up again. It’s like me after a weekend.

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    amy Reply:

    ya come to think of it do we live to work or work to live? which do u think comes first?

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  6. vina Says:

    “The trick, though, is to first get success.”profound.the illustrations temper the ‘profundity’.sometimes you sharpen your wit on words, other times, on pictures. sharp it remains.

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    indi Reply:

    You mean blunt, right? :)

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  7. I think we can spare the child (Dhoni) at present!!..

    Like a phoenix, he would surely rise from the ashes…Little time is all that he needs… :D

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  8. ashar Says:

    sir,would that be the content of your new novel?????

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