Monsoon Mania



After WEEKS of waiting for a monsoon that appeared to be hanging out in other places instead of Bombay where it was meant (according to various reports, the monsoon was in a: Kerala, b: Amsterdam, c: Edinburgh, d: North East India), it finally arrived at 4.31 am this morning.

At least, I hope it’s here. Though it rained nonstop from 4.41 am to 11.30 am – and I do mean without a break which is extremely monsoony – for all I know, this was just a passing thundershower, the kind the Met Office sneers at and dismisses as ‘pre-monsoon’. Certainly, it isn’t raining now, as I write this, and though it’s cloudy, it isn’t grey, so I am regarding the little patch of sky I can see through the window of my cabin at work with the deepest suspicion. Are you there, monsoon, I’m tempted to demand in a pugnacious manner. But I know I won’t get a reply, so I’m holding back the expletives for now.

It’s funny how I react to the monsoon. By May, I’m all monsoon-prepared, with an emergency kit in the office packed with a full change of clothes, towel, shoes, even toothbrush and toothpaste in case it’s raining so hard that I have to spend the night at the office. (That’s happened a few times in my career. You can make a decent bed on the conference room table with old newspapers spread out as a mattress and old newspapers folded as a pillow, with more old newspapers spread out as a sheet. These are some advantages of print. If newspapers were to go wholly online, we would find it very difficult to get a comfortable night’s sleep on a Kindle or an iPad. So be kind to journalists in monsoon cities, people. Subscribe to print newspapers.)

By May-end, I’ve also got my raincoat in my bag, after it’s been examined for rents and busted zips and missing buttons, and then I’m set for a period when I KNOW that…

First, I will whine and complain about how muggy it is and proclaim that I cannot WAIT for the monsoon.

Second, I will make derisive noises about the Met Office when they claim – AGAIN – that the monsoon will be here by June 10.

Third, when June 10 comes and goes as dry as Republic Day, I will start drumming my fingers with impatience.

Fourth, when a shower or two happens but it’s clear it’s not really the monsoon, I will go MAD with impatience.

Fifth, when it finally rains the way it did this morning, I will sail out with a smile, prepared for horrible traffic with several books in my bag and a shrug of my shoulders. I want the monsoon after all, I should take the rough with the rain.

Sixth, I will feel a little depressed after weeks of grey, rainy days, but still manage a smile at the thought that the lakes are filling and we’ll hopefully not have water problems till the next monsoon.

Seventh, I will be deeply depressed after two months of grey, rainy days and find nothing remotely funny about mushrooms growing on my living room walls and having to dry laundry with a hairdryer cos it won’t dry any other way.

Eighth, I will look up the date of Nariyal Purnima, traditionally the day that fishermen put out to sea again, meaning the monsoon is over.

Ninth, I will be HOMICIDAL when Nariyal Purnima comes and goes, as wet as an alcoholic set loose in an IMFL factory.

Tenth, I will be down on my knees, explaining to the monsoon in the most reasonable way that it really should be on its way by now, people in Zanzibar are desperate for it and we’ll miss it, we’ll miss it BADLY, but we must be considerate, other people elsewhere can’t wait for it to arrive.

And eleventh, when it finally toodles off, think, thank god that’s done, and put it out of my head for the next nine months.

This happens every year, but since I’m only at stage five now, well, it POURED this morning.

I’m smiling.

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  • Anonymous

    I pity this writer. She has the minimal understanding on the issue. She has written the piece under influence which has nothing t5o do with intellect. Nowadays many literate people have taken to writing as a source to win bread. Team ANNA nor its supporters are going to be bogged down by these goons. Anna will surely have to wage a war that can take long time but he is destined to win & then the writer will say I knew he was going to make it.

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  • Ajit Vadakayil

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  • Kanika

    Hehehe so now we shall get rain updates from you while we in the North are horribly stuck somewhere between stage 3 and 4.
    Its so hot hear that you can break an egg on the road and you shall get an omelette in 2 mins straight :’(

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    Kushal Reply:

    Looks like we’re back at stage 4, Kanika. Sad face.

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  • hyde

    I am smiling, not because of the monsoon’s whims, but at the way you wrote it. :-)

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    Kushal Reply:

    Grin. Thank you, Hyde.

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  • masha

    First time in Mumbai during the monsoons and my husband has decided I’ve finally completely lost it.. I spend my time poking my head out of the window and whining “Why is not here yet? When will it rain like they show in the movies?” and my poor dear husband says “Wait, it is only June. By the time September comes by you’ll be driving me up the wall asking why isn’t the monsoon over yet.”
    Alas, the first proper day of monsoon, as in the first day it rained so heavily on a weekday is the one day I’m in Calcutta. :( It’s hot and so humid here that a mere 5 min trip outside the airconditioned environs of my hotel has me running to drink water and take baths (2 down, 2 to go). But on the plus side, I get to have rolls, phuchka, churmur and aloor dom so it isn’t that bad really..
    P.S. When will it rain like they show in the movies?

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    Kushal Reply:

    Oh poor you, Masha! Though not really, you got to eat real food. Grr.

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    masha Reply:

    Muahahahahahaha *Read evil laughter*

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    Kushal Reply:

    Cruelty. I’ll sic Mamatadi on you!

  • Aram

    I wish it pours in Bangalore too …. We have been missing it ….

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    Kushal Reply:

    When did you move to Bangalore, Aram? Or were you always there? For some reason I thought you were in Delhi.

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  • Parmanu

    That’s the most original reason I’ve seen so far to stick with print.

    And now I want to visit Mumbai during the monsoon.

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    Kushal Reply:

    Parmanu: Innovative, no? I was rather proud of myself for thinking that up. But it’s TRUE!

    The homeless in Europe and the States also need newspapers – how else can they keep warm in winter? People must be considerate. Buy newsPAPERS.

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  • anonymous

    Truely super hero of the century as far as India is concerned.

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  • indian

    Babri masjid was mosque destructed by hindu terrorists get that staraight,even after exavation its proved..this is old used technique keep idol or stone wherever u want to build temple..automatically people will put some orange powder some cloths and u have the illegal temple ready..BJP targets the majority votebank yet they are not able to win elections ..this shows the incompetency of BJP and hindu terrorists supporting and vot ing it..india is a secular and will be secular

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    swami Reply:

    The old technique is to bury a dead body in a Hindu temple and slaughter cows in the place so the Hindus give up the place as having become impure.
    Also according to the court records it is babri building and not babri masjid.

    Hindus are not secular. They were always deeply spiritual and will always remain so because as swami vivekananda said religion is the business of Hindus.
    Hindus are not tolerant. They believe all religions are true and a person has the freedom to practice the religion he has been put into by God. It is the muslim and christian who are tolerant. They believe only their religion is true and all other religions are satanic and should be destroyed. They behave in a tolerant manner when they do not have the strength to impose their beliefs on you and wait for the time when they would become stronger than you and then impose their religion mercilessly on you.

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  • aman

    Why can t we have an agreement that Hindus offer their pooja on mon/tues and muslims on friday/other day. If we people can co-exist, I am sure god can as well and as some say, GOD is one so let them both be at ONE place.

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  • Ramesh Kumar

    BABAR WAS A INVADER ON INDIAN SOIL.THE MOSQUE WAS BUILT BY DEMOLISHING PART OF THE TEMPLE.
    I APPRECIATE HINDUSTAN TIMES BY CONTINUOUSLY REVIVING THESE TOPICS TO SUIT THEIR POLITICAL MASTERS -CONGRESS.
    BUT TO EXPEXT A WAYOUT ON THESE ISSUES UNDER CONGRESS LED GOVT IS IMPOSSIBLE.THEY ARE THE PEOPLE USED TO GET EDUCATION MONEY AS ENRON CHIEF USED TO SAY OR OIL MONEY WHICH LED TO OUSTER OF FOREIGN MINISTER OF CONGRESS MR.SINGH ETC.
    ONLY A STATEMAN WHO CAN THINK BEYOND THIS BLOG WRITER WILL HELP.HINDUSTAN TIMES SHOULD COME WITH SPECIAL ISSUES ON TEMPLES DESTROYED BY MUSLIMS INVADERS AND MOSQUE DESTROYED BY HINDUS AS A SPECIAL ISSUE WITH PERMISSION FROM THEIR MASTERS.

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  • Pradhyumna Yadav

    There is no doubt that Congress governments in many states collude with the RSS. Case in point, Andhra Pradesh, where Chief Minister and some of his cabinet colleagues are RSS followers. They have expanded the bhagmati temple at Charminar the temple never existed at the site before 1974. Muslims should create their own parties without relying on the Congress.

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  • Hindustani

    Muslims are curse to Humanity. No religion in the world behaves the way Muslims behave. They are fanatics.

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    sai Reply:

    give some example.

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    momn doter Reply:

    example huh! – Islam came to India. Forced Indians to take Islam. Instead of living peacefully like other religions, asked Islam followers to fight for new states – result – Pakistan and Bangladesh cut off. Our own people under influence of a fanatic religion are in much worse state then they were here.
    Today India is reduced to 3/4 of its original, and Islam is now fighting for Kashmir independence and curses hinduism for plight of minorities, when only Islam has problem with acceptance, while other religions living peacefully with us and us with them.

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  • kumar

    Dhaka | Dec 9 2012 | HE BD Bureau :: A Hindu young man was beaten to death by a Islamic mob near the district courts in the Old Dhaka amid nationwide Bandh (blockade) today clashes that halted the Dhaka-Aricha Highway. The Bandh was called by the opposition group of Bangladesh, the Bangladesh Nationalist Party (Nationality means here the Islamic Nationality of BD) and the Jammat-e-Islami Party of Bangladesh. It has been alleged that members of the students union of both parties ‘Jatiyatabadi Chatra (Students) League’ and ‘Islami Chhatra Shibir’ were behind the brutal killing of this Hindu Youth named Biswajit Kumar Das (24 yrs) with lethal weapons like Iron rods and sharpened chopper.

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    Truhseeker Reply:

    ঢাকার লক্ষ্মীবাজারে ছাত্রলীগ ক্যাডারদের ছুরিকাঘাতে বিশ্বজিৎ দাস নিহত হয়েছেন।

    ছাত্রলীগ ক্যাডাররা ধাওয়া করলে বিশ্বজিৎ স্থানীয় একটি কিনিকে
    গিয়ে আশ্রয় নেন। সেখানে ঢুকে
    ছাত্রলীগ ক্যাডাররা তাকে কুপিয়ে টেনেহিঁচড়ে দোতলা থেকে রাস্তায় নামিয়ে আনে।

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  • kumar

    No Muslim was killed during destruction of mosque but Indian Muslims have engaged in numerous terror attacks and killed many civilians in revenge. Contrast that with reports coming out of Muslim world where Hindu temples, Buddhist statutues, Christians praying inside churches are destroyed and killed but still no Hindu or Christian terrorists in Pakistan who massacre civilians in bomb blasts in buses or markets- only Muslim terrorists in Pakistan. How do you explain that?

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    indian Reply:

    kumar goons of rss and vhp burnt alive 16 poor innocent muslims on 6th december.ayodhya is not hindu place.historically it was budhhdist place later occupied by shaivites after budhdhist were annihilated and chased out of plane areas.their temples were converted into hindu temples.for short period place was occupied by jainese.its life is 2200 years.while rama was born in treta yug 4000 years ago.so it wrong bullshit and diabolic to say that rama was born here.rama cult was introduced in 16th century by ramanand misra and later by tulsidaas.
    rss vhp used rama to divide backwards of hindi speaking belt.zoinist has future plan to ignite war between shaivaites and vaishnavites(rama was made 8th avtar of vishnu.)
    the whole gme was based on fraud and lies.took india 10 years back.brhmnst and zoinists use their idol to make money and bully others.
    ram lila was started bynawab wajid ali shah of lucknow.
    it is during muslim period that ayodhya became vibrant municipality from sleeping village.

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    momn doter Reply:

    I don’t know who tells you these things – ram lila started by nawab wajid ali shah and all. Let me put this delicately – Ayodhya, gokul, mathura, katra, chaar dhaam, hrisikesh aur haridwar hamara hai.

    Now talking some sense – These places are of faith importance to us hindus but we couldn’t do anything when under islamic rule. Babri was made after demolishing Indian temple.
    Islam ruled entire country. Couldn’t they find other place to build mosques.

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    engrich Reply:

    hindu places of worship flourished under muslim rule.ayodya is not mentioned anywhere in hindu scripture.it was budhhdist place captured by brhmns,buhdhdist temples were forcibly converted into hindu temples.

    ram lila was started by nawab wajid ali shah.under muslim rule ayodhya became vibrant city from sleeping village.

    hindu built nothing.they captured budhdist holy places.now they are fabricating the bullshit to capture muslim holy places.

    momn doter Reply:

    Dude now you are irritating me. I know how islamic world works. You come across these things in blogs made by other muslims, and from other muslim extremists. After all there is always a book from which you can show your point.

    Wajid ali shah was the first muslim to start ramlila in his dynasty. Saying Ayodhya became vibrant under muslim rule is a slap on my face. ‘Ayodhya not mentioned in scriptures’ is the irritating part. Islam never had respect for other religions, nor will it ever.

  • balaji

    previously…. with the help of wapons muslims who were less than 1 percent in population converted all temples into mosques and so babri was one of it…..

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  • Raghavendra

    Mr Zia haq show me one election when MUSLIMS have voted with out keeping BJP in mind? people of your community have become pawns in the game played by parties like CONGRESS, LEFT, SP .

    you feel MUSLIMS really vote for issues as development and education i feel all they care about is keeping COMMUNAL BJP out at all cost.

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  • Faulitics

    “According to Zoya Hasan of Delhi’s Jawaharlal Nehru University, when Muslims see an emerging threat from Hindu nationalists threatening their identity,”

    Why would indian Muslims of Indian ethnic stock tie their identity to a dilapidated building built by a self confessed genocidal fanatic like Babur who came from Uzbekistan and occupied the land of their Indian ancestors ? If this is true, what sort of idiotic ideology promotes this kind of cult like mindset?

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  • momn doter

    Let me tell you why I hate Islam. Fact – “Muslim majority countries
    don’t develop (unless there is oil) and don’t respect minorities”. So
    I am in favor of Islam free India – A country where every religion but
    Islam is welcome. I’m not against holy Qur’an or current Muslims. I
    would like new borns to be converted to any other religion, in case you
    are not a fan of Hinduism.

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  • ENGRICH

    Two
    decades is almost a third of the journey that independent India has
    covered since 1947. It’s been a long journey, chequered with events that
    challenged, threatened and sometimes even sustained – in their own
    convoluted way – the idea of the Indian state. The epoch begins with
    what happened in small-town Ayodhya on Dec 6, 1992 when a medieval
    mosque, labelled as a monument of Mughal pride and persecution, was
    pulled down by a frenzied mob of right-wing Hindu ‘activists’. One need
    not go into the well-documented details of what happened that day.

    The
    only aspect I want you to consider here for the sake of the argument I
    will be making later is that the demolition of Babri Masjid, organised
    by the BJP government in UP and tacitly supported by the Congress
    government at the Centre, was still considered an assault on the Indian
    state. It was constitutionally a ‘crime’ and therefore liable to
    prosecution, which of course did happen. That nobody has been punished
    yet for the demolition and its protagonists today grace the Parliament
    and dream of
    becoming the Prime Minister of the country is a different story.

    Two
    decades later, there is a lot of talk about the nation moving on.
    Presumably towards less hatred and more ‘development’, thanks to another
    epochal event that happened a year before Ayodhya 1992 – the opening of
    the Indian market. But has the state really moved on? If so, then has
    the state moved forward on a trajectory of democracy, justice and
    equality, or has it actually regressed into a delusional and scarier
    behemoth? Let’s consider another example on the ‘decadent’ (couldn’t
    resist the pun)
    timeline as the title of this piece suggests.

    Let’s
    move a decade forward to an event that is again simply called Gujarat
    2002, undeniably the most unfortunate event since Ayodhya 1992. How do
    we look at Gujarat 2002 vis-a-vis the Indian state? Well, we can’t,
    because Gujarat 2002 was all about the state. It was a state-sponsored
    and organised pogrom against its minorities, the main protagonist of
    which has grown more powerful since the violence and represents the
    collective dream of Hindu middle-class as well as its corporates of
    becoming India’s next Prime
    Minister.

    So
    what changed? For the sake of argument, we can say with some comfort
    that the Babri protagonists were largely punished by India’s syncretism.
    Of course, the BJP gained from Ayodhya 1992, forming a short-lived
    government in 1996 and then coming back to power in 1998. Yet, the
    protagonists of the demolition – Kalyan Singh, Vinay Katiyar, Uma
    Bharti, Murli Manohar Joshi and even L K Advani – could never come out
    of its shadow. In contast, Narendra Modi’s only claim to fame, if you
    will, is Gujarat 2002. Modi without the pogrom has no resume to flaunt
    or
    claim his legitimacy as the tallest leader in the same BJP.

    Allow
    me to elaborate. What changed in a decade since 1992 – in the same BJP -
    was that while Advani, the supreme architect of Hindutva in India,
    could not become an accepted prime ministerial candidate because of
    Ayodhya 1992 and the violence that followed, Modi, on the other hand,
    has not only been largely excused from any serious prosecution by the
    law of the land for his role in Gujarat 2002, he is even the BJP’s only
    consensus candidate for the prime minister’s post.

    In
    other words, while we may bask in the growing secularisation of the
    state – marked by a larger rule of law as well as open-market capitalism
    – the fact remains that the Indian state continues to be schizophrenic
    about its self-image. If Ayodhya 1992 was about a bunch of non-state
    loonies pulling down a mosque, Gujarat 2002 was marked by the same state
    being an active participant in a pogrom against its largest minority.
    While Ayodhya 1992 sought to correct a perceived historical wrong by
    erasing its material testimony, Gujarat 2002 did not even care to show
    any pretension other than a crude and
    violent majoritarianism.

    Mumbai
    2012, to move on and conclude, further complicates the pattern of the
    Indian state’s failure to define itself in a more rational, democratic
    and more importantly, secular manner. By choosing to honour a rabid
    hate-monger who mocked at all the ideals a liberal nation is supposed to
    stand for, the state displayed its pathological schizophrenia like
    never before. The state funeral of Bal Thackeray, in other words,
    expunged him of his role in the killing of hundreds of Muslims in Mumbai
    post-Ayodhya 1992, which is just one among his and his
    party’s many assaults on the state. Moreover, as the year 2012 closes,
    the killer of Gujarat 2002 is set to return as the Chief Minister of the
    state for a record fourth term.

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  • X

    PLEASE SHOW ME WHERE IN KORAN IS IT WRITTEN “LOVE” “PEACE ” ..FIRST SHOW ME ..ISLAM SPREADS HATRED

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  • X

    islam is crazy ..fact 1) it has words like kafirs etc 2) muslim lie when they tell jihad is all about peaced etc ..now where will you dinf word like love etc..muslims only like to kill anf they cry when some body ***** them in written !!

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  • X

    hey writter u *** BABUR WAS NOT EVEN INDIAN LOL

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  • momn doter

    Interesting choice of words. We enslaved, and victims then converted to Islam.

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  • momn doter

    All politicians are in favor of other religions. Fact still stands.

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  • Abhi

    “Muslims see an emerging threat from Hindu nationalists”
    When will Zia talk about Hindus seeing an emerging threat from Muslim nationalists, of whom there is no dearth in India?

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  • Abhi

    “What the Babri incident did to us”.
    It is dismaying that “us” for Zia means “us muslims”. One would hope that for a ’secular” blogger, “us” would mean, “us Indians”. If indeed, Zia “belongs” more to muslims than to India, he should perhaps seek for an asylum in Pakistan where he would feel more “at home” with all the “us muslims”.

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