The beauty of Mumbai when it is deserted



I have spent the past few days with monsoon food poisoning and been stuck in my flat together with my cats for a few days, waiting for the diarrhoea to wear off, and also to gather my strength. I went nowhere and did nothing and so was panicking about what would I write about in this blog. There were no P3 parties, films, or plays that I could use to make grand statements about life, fashion or men. I hadn’t even had the energy to watch the news or read the papers.

So, this blog was nearly going to be about either a) my cats and how they behave, how seem to possess some human characteristics or b) about food poisoning.

That was until Sunday 5 pm when a colleague from work rang me to see if I was returning the next day, and if so, did I require a car. HT does not normally provide me “with a car” and I usually get about in autos and black-and-yellow cabs, as you know, so I was a tad taken aback. I wondered if there was a strike, but figured that would be odd, since the cab drivers got the fare hike they wanted on a one-day strike a week or two ago (that nearly crippled the city). I then switched on the news to see that a bandh was planned, and there would be no transport on Monday, in fact the entire country was “shutting down.”

I found this very odd. Very strange.

In my sphere of knowledge, normally, if a worker is dissatisfied with something, his union may call a “strike”. This is when workers in one industry refuse to go to work, but those that want to work in that industry, can. Those in other industries carry on, as normal. (My mum always used to cross the picket lines and go to work during the teacher strikes in England in the 70s and 80s. No one threw stones at her. She was going against her colleagues, but it was allowed.) So, let’s say there has been a fuel hike rise, as apparently there has been in India, which triggered the bandh, then those directly affected by this, eg. lorry drivers, taxis and auto drivers, could legitimately announce a strike. (Fuel protests are not uncommon in the UK. Indeed once lorry drivers all blocked a series of motorways in protest. But it was only the lorry drivers protesting, and the entire country didn’t close down.)

In Mumbai, the city did close, as did much of the country. So, on Monday, every single person that I know who works in a private company was told not to turn up, as their office would be “closed”. Shops, schools, even roadside chai and paan wallahs closed for the day. The only ‘places’ open so-to-speak were the media, emergency services and government offices, from what I could see.

This was akin to a curfew being imposed. It was like a state of national emergency. No one went outside. Everything was closed for the day. Now this would be fine, if say, a swine flu epidemic had swept across India, or if, say, there was a civil war in progress. But to cause this entire shutdown of the country over a fuel price hike, appeared to me a) a tad extreme b) a tad undemocratic and c) against the law?

Fine, if the government had called it, for a valid reason, such as to curb civil war, as it is in power. But what right do opposition parties have to organise this? As for the taxi drivers I spoke to ( those ones who’s numbers I have), they did not work that day, not because they cared two hoots about the fuel price hike, but rather because of fear. Fear gripped the entire nation. No one, barring the police, the odd journalist, cameraman and doctor, stepped outside that day in Mumbai – a scene that was replicated across many parts of India. Very, very odd that anyone can control a nation of more than a billion people like that.

Anyway, I did go to work. Being off work sick is not much fun, and after it dawned on me that I was constantly googling the word ‘diarrhoea’ and reading up on all the dreadful illnesses I might have caught, I decided I would soon go mad, and it was time to return to normality. Besides, spending long periods with my cats, great though it is, one does miss human company. Moreoever, I didn’t want to miss out on any ‘action’. The vehicle arrived and off we went. And, I was amazed. Stunned. The roads were completely empty: no cars, taxis, autos, no beggars, no paan wallahs, no florists encroached on the pavement, there didn’t even seem to be any stray dogs. Maybe they knew?

Every shop and business was closed and there was no one in sight, apart from the odd cyclist and the odd smooth Hugh-Grant look-a-like in silver BMW smoking a cigarette as if-to-say, “I’m smart, I took my car out today.” Driving around Mumbai that day, it looked like a different city, like somewhere in the USA. You could see roads stretching ahead for miles, with no vehicles on them. There was a feeling of ’space’ – that feeling you have in America. It reminded me of that time in Arizona when I waited to cross the road at a zebra crossing, when there were no cars in sight, and yet everyone dutifully waited for the light to go green. In part it reminded me of Goa – there was that relaxed pace of life, that serenity. You could suddenly see and appreciate the greenery and trees on Mumbai’s roadsides…Life felt relaxed….Mumbai also suddenly resembled the chilled-out pace of Kerala. My shoulders relaxed, I felt relaxed. It was amazing. The buildings too, with their unique grand varied architectures, suddenly appeared beautiful…Their appearances became more visible as though no longer shrouded out of view by streams of people and hustle and bustle. Even the air seemed less polluted.

So, it got me thinking, what could be done to create more space in Mumbai?

I know that a Mumbai Metro is planned, which could help matters, whether it is overground or underground I am not sure. But there is no sign of it being ready anytime soon.

Then I remembered how on the day of the taxi and auto strike a week or so ago, there had been a similar sense of space and ease of getting around Mumbai (although not as impactful as on Monday, as private cars and motorbikes were out that time.)

But still, having no autos and black and yellow cabs did help ease traffic and create space. So I thought to myself, what if the black and yellow cabs (that anyway don’t have seatbelts or A/C) were all taken off the roads and replaced by nice A/C radio cabs? Normally these black and yellow cabs are everywhere cluttering up the roads, parked all the over the place, with the drivers inside asleep, refusing fares, or trying to rip you off. Have you ever considered how much space they take up? Half the time the ‘running ones’ are also empty. So, in this utopian Mumbai, you would ring up radio taxis instead, and they would send nice cars to pick you up and drop you off, and if they had no business/customer, they would return to wait in the large car park of the radio taxi company (which would be a bit like a bus station ) – and it would not be allowed for taxis to drive along without passengers, nor to park on the roadside. Imagine how much space this would free up? How much less stressful it would be as you would not even have to negotiate fares as the fares would be fixed at the time of the booking! Imagine how much faster traffic would move? Hopefully also the drivers’ licences would all be vetted, and there would be no chance of ending up with a driver that drove like a maniac.

Currently the only radio cab I am aware of in Mumbai is Meru Cabs. Yet there is a huge need for more as I can never get through to them, and on the two occasions I did (out of about 100), the first they refused the fare, the second, the driver did not show up.

You’ve heard of car-free days in places like Bogata and New York? Well, another option would be a “Car, Moped, Auto, Taxi and Motorcyle- free day” day once a week in Mumbai on a Sunday. Still we would have to put up with buses, but imagine how much walking we would all do and how pleasant it would be? Our lives would change overnight. Sunday would have a new meaning. Either that or, here’s a controversial suggestion: raise the fuel prices even more, so there is no incentive to have or use a vehicle. The fuel prices are now so high in the UK that many people can’t afford to have a car and so have to cycle or walk instead.

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  • Atul

    I am sure it was pleasant on Monday in Mumbai, apprently Delhi wasn’t that deserted even when the Govt announced a bandh.
    No doubt, we (Indian Economy) suffered a loss of close to Rs 13 Billion due to the bandh, but the way our economy is doing in terms of inflation and growth, we for sure need a measure to curb it. I don’t favor the Bandh, the opposition apprently thought of it as a solution. Hiking fuel prices in India won’t do any good here as it did in Uk, it’ll only make it worse (that’s because of all the high fi economics fundas)
    I wish your idea of having radio cabs strike the minds of our netas, no doubt the black and yellow cabs in mumbai and the DTC (among other) buses in delhi are a mess. But at the same time I wonder how many of our over 1 Billion population can afford the radio cabs. what we need is a better system of transportaion, Metro for sure is providing some relief on the Delhi roads. But the wealthy lot of people here own big cars which take as much space in Delhi as the yellow cabs in Mumbai.

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  • Mick

    What did all the people do then, mend things, do their washing, have picnic’s there are millions of Mumbaikers what did they all do?, you just can’t shut that many people down.

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    Vikram Reply:

    stay at home with their families. which is a very welcome thing for all mumbaikars.

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  • Blogger

    Naomi, good blog – it does give a good reflection of how things are seen back at your home in the UK and here – people will say it cannot be compared but I surely would say that people’s attitude can always be compared and I am sorry to say how things are here.

    Though the common man would not agree or be part, it is a shame that at times we ‘fear’ and keep away – this is well understood by these politicians who have and will continue to use it against the common man – with the defiance that it IS for the common man.

    There was one movie, I do not remember the name where the Hero finally fed up with corruption gets into the Parliament and shoots the entire corrupt political gathering – sometimes I wonder if that is the only way out!

    There was another good movie, Yuva where the youngsters got into the parliament – that is my only hope for this country and with the young brigade in politics now I am just hoping for the best.

    You can be forgiven for not following the news to realise why the entire country was involved not just one segment (autos or taxis, etc) – because it was called by the entire opposition.

    Though the leader made a fool of himself the next day (maybe because they realised well after enjoying their drinks and partying late night that actually the bandh cost the country more money that it would have costed to buy things at the high prices for the next few years)…. he goes on to say ‘ well we know bandh does not solve anything, but we did because the public may not accuse us for not doing anything!’ – sad and pathetic, I am sure you would have fallen off your chair laughing at this ‘highly insightful observation’ by this leader of opposition on the day after!

    For sparking more debate here, I have even said this in another blog – I agree with price rise. If we expect salary hikes, we should expect price rise. I know most of the noise are made by those who are the most selfish who do pay any tax or who pay less – tax payers like me are paying for everything yet I support price rise for the sake of economic development – anyone who has basis Economic sense will know that ’spending money’ brings prices down not vice versa.

    Yes I do agree that the Government has to take responsible steps to ensure those really in need are guarded – but that should not be by subsidy but by creating jobs, providing education and health, and so on. If not, just learn from some developed countries where people are just not motivated enough to work because the social security takes care of them – so why work?

    Adding to another comment, Delhi was more or less the same, Police did very well to handle the protesters which were basically on the outskirts, within Delhi nothing much happened and way to my work I only got delayed for about 10 minutes within which the police had cleared the protesters – I saw loads of taxis, autos; all shops were open – so in Delhi the ‘bandh’ was a total failure – as I am sure it was even if in certain parts they shut down – bandh infact was a failure which will hurt us no matter how you look at it.

    I just want to add another thing about your title – the beauty of Mumbai is when it is deserted, I would say its true for every major city – more so for Delhi – especially during days like yesterday when just a tiny rain brings demons out of every vehicle driver on the road – jam roads, fight, block others even if it means they themselves are stuck – just crazy – to give you an idea – my drive on normal days from office to home is 1 hour – yesterday it took me 6 hours! To add more perspective – I could have driven to Jaipur from Delhi and back and then to Jaipur again in that time!

    So next time it is deserted, just enjoy it as much as you can – I will surely since my experience of yesterday!

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    Blogger Reply:

    Also to add, Naomi please go back to your last two blogs and please respond to the things being said – especially the ‘hatred’ and ‘anger’ filled comments. I know you were unwell, but now you should at least make things clear that what should be said and what not; and that comments should stick to the topic, thanks!

    By the way I hope you enjoyed your time with your cats – what are their names?

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    Blogger Reply:

    Saw a typo –

    “I know most of the noise are made by those who are the most selfish who do pay any tax ……

    I mean those who DO NOT pay taxes

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    Naomi Reply:

    Hi, you are right, I have been ill, hence the silence and backlog…I am now slowly sifting back through the past few blogs, responding to comments and seeing what’s been going on in my absence! I have to say I really enjoy reading the comments. They are far better than the blog!! It’s just fascinating, the stuff people put up, amazingly enlightening….so my comments will be coming up this week…Have already posted some stuff up on the Indian men are romantic one..

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  • Chirag

    Totally agree. Monday’s empty streets was bliss. Almost wanted to stand in the middle of the road and scream “I am a legend!”

    I sincerely wish that the fiat taxi’s disapper from our roads. I almost always maket it a point – no matter how late I am – to wait till i get a maruti/santro cab. And just yesterday one of the fiat taxi’s chipped off some paint from my car. ARGHHHH!!!

    But.
    Feel pity for the fiat taxiwala’s.
    Spoke once with a maruti cabby: And he told me that they make a marginal living. He finds it very hard to pay his EMI on his new wagonr and then leave some for his family. And am sure it is true for most of them. Cabbies don’t have anything like fleet management. Most of the old fiat taxis end up putting their savings in repairs. Given the bad state of their Fiat’s mot of the time the car is down – the only thing they can do then is sleep in it.

    Can’t we have our own cash for clunkers ??

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  • Mick

    What is a Bandh exactly a sort of enforced public holiday, or just a ban on traffic. Must have done the air quality the world of good but how did all the millions living in mumbai carry on. You make it sound like one of them films that Michael Caine has a small part in where society has given up, and there’s nothing but fascist git’s in charge.

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    Vikram Reply:

    Bandh is when the rabidly corrupt political class and their goons bully ordinary people residing in a entire city, state and country to stay at home and do nothing just becasuse they want to throw their weight around. Since these people dont have to work to make a living, they are parasites, it does not bother them. So it depends on who has the biggest number of goons and ill gotten wealth to feed their goons, who can decide when to declare and enforce a bandh

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    Mick Reply:

    Thanks do you mean like the Shiva sena

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  • Mick

    What an alien place a deserted city is, but you see it differently rather like seeing a wood after it has snowed. Mumbai is so big as to be frightening, just going from the international lounge to the domestic at the airport is enough. But I’m boggled even more by reading in Maximum City by Suketu Mehta that mumbai pays 34% of the taxes collected in the WHOLE of India surely that says it all about the drive of the average Indian to make money. Unfortunately where money is made there are opportunities for criminals to flourish either as gangs or even political parties. But imagine all of this and the blocked toilets and lack of water gone. You have the chance to look at the city in a different way.
    here Norwich can do the same thing but not by Govt imposed Brandh, usually it’s something like a football match or the funeral of minor royalty that does it, the roads empty no-one wanders the streets, except the ghosts of the people who have gone before us, around the 900yr old guildhall it is impossible not to see the horde. But then the match or funeral is over and life starts again and the ghosts of the people who built the city are lost in the craziness that is today. Enjoy it while you can.

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    Vikram Reply:

    The headquaters of many of the companies, who btw do their business all over India, are based out of mumbai and they pay these huge taxes. its not a country by itself. It would take a few years of As#$oles like MNS to turn then away from mumbai. They register in some other city and voila that pays 34% of Indias taxes

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  • ExpatIndia

    I bet your mother was popular with her colleagues for crossing the picket line…

    A couple of things:

    “In my sphere of knowledge, normally, if a worker is dissatisfied with something, his union may call a “strike”. This is when workers in one industry refuse to go to work, but those that want to work in that industry, can. Those in other industries carry on, as normal.

    You can’t just walk out on strike in the UK (Thatcher stopped that – and secondary picketing). There’s a procedure to be followed, otherwise it’s illegal. (http://www.safeworkers.co.uk/OnStrike.html)

    “(Fuel protests are not uncommon in the UK. Indeed once lorry drivers all blocked a series of motorways in protest. But it was only the lorry drivers protesting, and the entire country didn’t close down.)”

    No. The lorry drivers’ blockade of oil refineries led to hardship for a lot of people, petrol shortages and a massive loss to the UK economy. Schools were closed, non-essential operations cancelled, ambulances could only respond to emergency calls… Blair even admitted privately that it might bring down the government. Perhaps you didn’t have to queue for four hours to put a rationed amount of petrol in your car just to get to work or see the gaps on the shelves at your local supermarket?

    “So, let’s say there has been a fuel hike rise, as apparently there has been in India.”

    There’s no “apparently” about it. Or as a journalist do you not read the newspapers, watch the television or speak to people?

    To be honest, I can’t be bothered to fact-check or comment on the rest. I’ve lost the will to live…

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  • Abu Ahmed

    Riding on his rath yatra,
    Advani reminds oppn of Nani
    however, even a Ferrari,
    won’t be able to drive in Gadkari
    Exasperated, the Sangh Parivar
    has fallen for support of Anaa hazar
    alas the wise words of Sri Sri
    wont bring the bjp its lottery

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  • Curry Badger

    I remember this day, it felt like a “snow day” except without the snow.

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