The mediocrity principle
This may be the worst career move I’ll make and I will probably live to regret this, but I’m in a fiercely honest mood, and so on this day, to all the lovely people who read this blog, I hereby declare myself as mediocre.
And no, admitting this mediocrity isn’t my self-deprecatory defence mechanism kicking in. Neither is it a silent plea for others to assuage my perpetual self-doubt by praising me. It also isn’t an epiphany that dawned on me while taking a morning dump. The thought has been a niggling companion for a while now, but today, I have come to accept my mediocrity with Zen-like tranquility, so it may no longer niggle. (I know that’s not a word. I’m mediocre, not illiterate.)
What, you may wonder, has triggered this defeatist declaration? It was a line told to me by someone I respect, who was in no way trying to offend me, who was in fact, encouraging me. The line goes “To be honest, I don’t really remember any of your stories.” Ouch, right? It stung at first. My worst fear had been realised. I am a good-for-nothing journalist and must now join a public relations agency and write press releases that real journalists will discard as trash.
Then one month of yoga came in handy. I let out a deep exhalation of negativity and inhaled some rationality. First, we did the introductions. “Hello Mediocrity, meet Tasneem.” “Tasneem, meet Mediocrity.” We politely shook hands.
I started to think as Chetan Bhagat probably does. Who made the rules about what mediocrity constitutes? Does not using flowery language constitute mediocrity? Does not writing about politics, sports, global warming, the economy and other issues that apparently impact the world at large constitute mediocrity?
And who has the right to judge what is mediocre or not? Many of those who rubbish things as mediocre are the ones who seem to think that the fewer the people understand what they write, the less mediocre it becomes. The more inaccessible they seem, the less mediocre they appear.
Why do you think so many people don’t get art? The more abstract it becomes, the further it confuses the average person and the more it is appreciated by select others who apparently “get it”. Is not the average person important to please? It’s like caviar. The fancier and more expensive the food, the less people will like it. It’s not even a question of affordability. Even if I could afford it, I’d choose pav bhaji over fish eggs any day. I’m the pav bhaji here.
I’m not here to champion the cause of mediocrity, no. If you’re pushing yourself to be the best, you have my utmost respect. But if you’re happy being just the way you are, and that way happens to be mediocre, then don’t get yourself down. Being happy is what counts, right?
What good did not being mediocre do to Van Gogh? It earned him a ear less and a lifetime of unhappiness. His art earns millions now, but unless he gambles in the grave, the money’s no good. Wouldn’t he have been happier painting crap that people in his time actually appreciated?
Once on a flight to Bangalore, I was sitting next to a young lady who neatly tore out a page from Hindustan Times and kept it carefully in her bag. Out of curiosity, I asked her why she did that. She told me that she wanted to preserve one of the articles that she had found very useful. That article was mine and it was about how western foods like donuts and bagels are coming to Mumbai. Not very cerebral right? But I was ecstatic that a stranger on an airplane actually thought it useful enough to tear out and keep.
Ours is a world where mediocrity rules. Why else are Chetan Bhagat’s books bestsellers? Why else is Twilight – a frivolous fantasy tale about vampires in love- currently the biggest phenomenon in America? How else has asinine America become a super-power? Why else would a brain-dead Ghajini be one of the most successful Hindi films of all time? Why else do most Indian children read Tinkle instead of Tagore? Why do more people know of Joey Tribbiani’s “How you doin?” line instead of Karl Marx’s “I have a dream” line. Why else is Himesh Reshammiya more popular than Pandit Shiv Kumar Sharma? Why else would my blog get more comments than Vir Sanghvi’s?
Hindustan Times


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DC Reply:
November 19th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
You might not. Rather u should not. Reading blogs and other stuff online would be a gr8 experience,as i aiso feel so, but for synchronising our thoughts, streamlining our thinking pattern and to enhance our cerebellum capacity nicely researched and written books and literature can be a boon.
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